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  • art-of-whore:

    Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

    (via theredkitty)

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  • tinalikesbutts:

    Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
    Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen

    (via jillisbetterthanyou)

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  • stitchkingdom:

    INTO THE WOODS theatrical trailer (via Walt Disney Studios Australia)

    Not following stitchkingdom.tumblr.com already? Just imagine what you’ve been missing!

    (via mrschueifimay)

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  • flames-of-amber:

    hella-extraordinary:

    savleighm:

    The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

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    My goal is to find a friendship like this with someone special. 

    They are just so beautiful.

    (via hermionejg)

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  • thescarletwoman:

    mennaoawad:

    riddle me that, mankind

    THANK YOU. Such a perfect way to phrase that.

    (Source: veganmenna, via butonsmum)

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  • blackbarmitzvahs:

    Can you imagine the conversation though?

    Queen: I’m going

    Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

    Queen: I’m going I want cake 

    Chief of Staff:

    Queen: 

    Chief of Staff: 

    Queen: I want cake

    (Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via ruinedchildhood)

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  • chasexjackson:

    worthyourweightinfanfiction:

    sparseparsley:

    swing-set-in-december:

    regular-lord-joesus:

    kummersaurus:

    crying because 50 shades of grey

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    fifty shades of awful

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    JUST SAY IT

    50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

    (via butonsmum)

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